Annoy tom Sneddon round 2

Have the song DS playing like really loud when he shows up

Wow, did he not get the message the first time around? Hm...okay...

1) Cram every piece of Michael paraphernalia you can onto your bodies: shirts, white socks, fedoras, aviators, bracelets, gloves, loafers, anything.

2) Address him as either Dom, or Mr. Sheldon if you're forced to be polite.

3) Look up a few of the crazy things he tried to push through in court, and ask him about them under the original pretense of actually being interested. (Aka, "Oh, you know, I've read so much about you...so...how do you explain <enter stupid information used by Sneddon here>? And <another piece of stupid info>?") Continue doing so until you can think of no more.

4) Ask him if they're serving fried chicken.

5) Tell him that you have a few friends who so wished they could have been there to join in on the...*ahem* pleasantries... *ahem*

6) Ask him if he's read a really good book lately. When he asks if you had a certain one in mind, say, "Michael Jackson Conspiracy...have you heard of Aphrodite Jones?" Or, "Moonwalk, by Michael Jackson...it's really the best read I've had in a long time! You should check it out some day."

7) Ask how retirement has been treating him since he failed his "case of the century."

8) Bring your iPod and ask if he has a radio you could play it on for background music.....and turn on a playlist of Michael's music, with DS being the very first song. If he doesn't, just say, "Oh, what a shame...I had some music that I'm sure you would be into...you know, it's that type..."

9) On a more joking note...throw water balloons at him? (You said something about things Michael would be amused at) ^_^

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If I can think of more, I'll let you know. I so wish I could be there - I was just talking to Lol last night about what I would do if I had that opportunity, mwahaha... xP

Ask with a completely serious face and interested tone whether or not he's ruined anybody else's life recently.

Love the other suggestions xD

with anything he says to you, reply back with appropriate well known Michael Jackson quotes, lyrics, etc.

if something funny happens, laugh like Michael says, "Heee-he". Or one of his other well known sounds.

and when you leave or he leaves or whatever- say to him, "Keep Michaeling".

just throw Mike Jack all up in his face. have fun

Ah, I just thought of this...I don't know how your family is, but if you guys pray at meals, you could always throw in a little "And send my love to Michael" in there. And, even if you can't get to a radio/anywhere to plug in your iPod, you and your friend should randomly break into song...whether D.S., Heal the World, Childhood, or any other song of Michael's that you feel is fitting.

You could also tell him that you have a friend (moi) who's spent most of this school year finding ways to write research papers about Michael and the lovely, wonderful *ahem* cases that tried to ruin his life...and who recently got her hands on just about every piece of information possible, including the 333 page FBI file and most of the grand jury and trial transcripts, so if he'd like to see a real analysis of the facts, to let me send him the final result. Two term papers and one speech presentation for the win ^_^ Just make sure he's prepared to cry, because I'm gonna be poppin' his balloon with the nice, sharp, pointy needle of truth!

Ooh, ooh, ooh! That reminded me! You should ask him if he has any Swiss cheese/if he likes Swiss cheese...because ya know, all his arguments and facts were full of holes! *giggle*

ask him if he feels any more of an ass than he did 5 years ago for what retiring after losing the case against Michael.

bombard him with fun facts about Michael!