MJ comics. :)

[gisellebilliejean]

I have something to say to my loving fans. If you continually cry for me, I would look like the first picture, I won't be happy for that, so stop crying for me now. Smile for me and be happy everyday as if I'm still here with you.



1. I've left the earth 5 months, in this period of time, I usually moonwalk on the moon full of joy.
2. Whenever there's a full moon, you would see my shadow there.
3. Of course, I miss my children very much, sometimes, I went to their dreams, play with them and told them my experiences on moon.
4. And then, I would fly around the world, to see my fans, collected the letters and cards my fans gave me.
5. I would read them on the moon, feel love and warm. I love each of my fans, although I'm on the moon now, my heart is still with them.

These were done by a Chinese fan to comfort fellow fans. Since I found this on another MJ forum, I'll post more of them.

[gisellebilliejean]

This Is It Rehearsal Jokes:







MJ: You stole my lollipop!
Guy(hiding the lollipop behind his back): No, I didnt.



MJ: It's him!
Guy in dark suit: How dare you to steal the Boss' lollipop.
Guy in light suit: Kiddo,you've been living too long, is it?
Guy in green: Arggh! Alright, I stole it... I'll give it back to you!! (I won't do it again,my hero)

Michael putting make-up on Karen:



then this pic v



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Michael: "K, let me help you with the makeup, OK?
Karen: "I'm so lucky..."

[A few minutes later...]

Karen: "What the...!?"
Michael: "MwaHaHaHa!!!!"

Dog=Victim #1
Karen=Victim #2
Michael: "Who's gonna be my next victim? hee hee.

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"Whoopee Cushion"



then we have this:

so here it goes:

Mike: "I'll wait for the special someone to sit on it."
So the special someone came and sat on it immediately.
Special someone: "may I sit~~"
Mike: "Pfffhh....."
3. Mike: "BAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!"
Special someone: "It wasn't me!!!!"
Guy 1: "How shameful is that
Guy 2: "It was so LOUD."

Michael and the David sculpture:



Mike: Art, art, stay calm Mike......but he's all over my head.
Hey, can someone buy me a XXXXL pant.
Nanny: Yes Sir, a white one?
Mike: Hehe. XXXXL! Done!

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Mike and an old guy with big hair:



Old man: Oh Mike!
Mike: Eeeee!
Mike: How long haven't you wash your hair?
Old man: No! Don't pull Mike!
Mike: !!!! Sorry!Sorry!Sorry!

Michael as a samurai:




Mike: Yeah! I'm a samurai. It's cool!
Mike: Oh no, the groupies are coming!
Groupies: Michael, we love you!!!
Mike: Runs to save life... can't run, it's too heavy
Mike: ......help!!

Michael and a sumo wrestler:



Sumo wrestler: Are you scared, home boy?
Michael: [pulls button]
Michael: What now?

Michael as a Chinese general:



Mike: It's much prestigious to dress like a Chinese general. I look great! I'm crazy about myself!
Mike: Hey, see my kung fu
Mike: Aw....Frank? What are you doing?
Frank: Playing a role.
Mike: There was no cigar in ancientry!

Michael and Popeye:



Michael: One day I was caught and detained by an evil pirate, but fortunately Popeye gave me a can of spinach. After I ate the spinach, I was not only strong enough to escape, I even have enough strength to carry one of my fattest fans when I came back to my palace.

another TII joke (MJ and Michael Bearden):



Bearden: uhh...
MJ: No no, more sample.
Bearden: Like this?
MJ: Kakaka (Can't help laughing, MJ thinks Bearden looks like a dog)
Bearden: ???????

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Michael and a motorcycle:



Man: Can I have a ride?
MJ: Sure!
MJ: ......Dunno how to drive this 2 wheels stuff......
MJ: Hey, motorcycle with 3 wheels is much safer, lets go!

TII joke (again) with Ortega and Payne:




MJ: That thing is huge.
Kenny: Bigger than my bingy?
Trevor: Bigger than my baldhead?
MJ: I'll show you.
MJ: Have you guys ever see a watermelon like this? It's huge!
Kenny: Michael, It is a wax gourd!
MJ: Everytime I eat the watermelon, they're already cut to pieces. How can I know the difference between a watermelon & a wax gourd?

Michael and Bubbles:




Michael and a water buffalo:



Michael was told by his guard to wear a farmer's suit so the water buffalo will be nice to him.


Michael, Deepak Chopra, and the Pixie Dust:



Michael says he got the pixie dust from a faraway place. Deepak asks Mike if he can have some of them. Deepak accidentaly gets all the dust and floats on air.

Michael doing the Spin: Michael actually got dizzy from the spinning.

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a fan saves Michael:




Michael and the Moon boy:



MJ: Many people have opinions about my moon life, they said I'm living lonely. I think is time to open up, to show them what my living is.
MJ: He is Moon boy.
Moon boy: Hello, MJ fans!
MJ: There are many fun places inside the moon, you can't see that from outside. The wonderful moon boys are everywhere, they play with me. From the left side, we have a library, a cyber cafe, a museum, a gaming arcade, a toy shop, a zoo and a water park. What I love most here is the 'Moon Cake'.
Moon boy: Moon cake for MJ, the great valentine of the universe.
MJ: Oh Yeah! Aum aum....
MJ: I ate too much. See my bingy.

Michael and a fan:




Fan: Oh Mike, I love you.
MJ: I love you more.
MJ : ............
MJ: I gotta have my lunch now.....let me go
MJ: Let me go, I'm hungry.....
[Although the fan has fainted already, he won't let go.]

The Stink Gun:



Lady: Michael, help me!
MJ: How dare you to bully a lady. Go to hell!
MJ: .....it's not working!?
Criminal: You need to pull the butt first, let me show you.
MJ: I've never shoot before...
Criminal: See, it's ready now.
MJ: Thank you!.....BANG!
*All MJ used are stink bombs only, never kill anyone.

Michael and his kids:



Paris: Blanket, would you like to wear your hair in braids? I could help.
Blanket: Great! Thank you!
Paris: My back itches. Prince, would you do me a favor?
Prince: OK!
Michael: What are you playing appleheads, why didn't you call me?
Michael: We're playing Bubbles!

Michael and his kids play a race:

[gisellebilliejean]

MJ:
Dear everyone.
Christmas has come.
Please forget the coldness
Please forget the hatred
Please forget the sorrow
Let us forget all the unpleasant things
And please embrace this whole-hearted love from me

I will visit you in your sweet dreams... I send you my most sincere wishes and the most precious gift.
And then I will give out all your love from me. ^_^

[ilovmj1991]

OMG gisellebilliejean these are the cutest things in the world... I'M TOTALLY MADLY IN LOVE WITH THESE COMICS!!!!! love you soooo soooo much for posting them... please post more.. these are the best!!! thank you!!!

[kazumi-san07]

ohh these pics r tooo cute!!!!

[dancebanana99]

These are totally adorable i love them so so much i'm so saving this thread *yay*